Prizes?

[riderdown]

Whilst driving to the Cabbage race the other week I couldn't help noticing that quite a few of the A graders had to ride to the event. So I thought maybe we should get some petrol vouchers and use them as prizes for the winners so that they can drive their cars to events as well?

I've also long admired those athletes who make sacrifices for there sport and I have often thought, as the good riders lap me (the average ones as well), how it must be to live without the comfort of a well padded butt? I was thinking maybe we could get some of those push up undies or even undies with a padded rear as a prize so that the winner can not only ride good but look good in jeans as well.

Just some of my thoughts! Must go now I'm a bit tired after a long drive to my short ride.

Cheers
Matt ;D

[Lewy]

Say no to drugs kiddies ;D

[riderdown]

Drugs?? What a great idea for a C grade prize, we need all the help we can get!!
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[dirtdiver]

Just overdose on energy gels - it pretty much has the same after effects. An energy high followed by a gaseous sugar crash, headache, dehydration and feeling of irritation, crankiness and the need to stay within 50 metres of a toilet for the next 6 hours.

No need to put in the disclaimer for your comments - I had the same disclaimer put on the link page on the SCUM website to this forum a while ago.

[Between the Tape...]

Matt I think both of your observations can be explained by the fact these people are 'tight arses'....
1. They dont want to pay for petrol.
2. Their arse is so tight they are immune to the pain from the saddle. ;D

[fenz]

Whatever!!! ;D you are all correct on all counts, guilty as chargerd